http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/11/16/scott-jennings-bananas-children-girlfriends-last-nights-debate-president-obliterating-narco-terrorists-n2421744
We don’t know how Scott Jennings doesn’t laugh himself out of CNN’s studio most nights. The Republican commentator matches wits with some of the dumbest Democrats the party has to offer. On Friday’s NewsNight, a panel Democrat stated that President Donald Trump needs to stop blasting narco-terrorist drug boats speeding from Venezuela because the vessels might be stocked with bananas, kids, or… girlfriends? Wut?!

Yep ... Scott Jennings plays straight man for a whole lotta unintentional Democrat comedy on CNN. And then, he smacks 'em with reality.

Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) ~ Bananas, children, & girlfriends ... oh my! Last night’s debate on the president obliterating narco-terrorists in our hemisphere.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1989803243837558891
Janna (@hylian_09) ~ {Replying to @ScottJenningsKY} "I'm sorry ... what!?!" 🤣


Chris White (@Chris369W) ~ They’re smuggling drugs. Not children and girlfriends ... 😂

Are we sure? That could easily be Suzy, Pam, and Allison in those boats trying to get home to America. Their boyfriends could be waiting patiently on the shore.

Commenters say they don’t care who is on those boats, if they are a danger to America.
PenitentThief (@ThiefPenitent) ~ Frankly? I don't really care if people do drugs. However, fentanyl is killing our kids and I am more worried about their lives than I am dudes running drugs on some power boat.
NotYourFool (@NotYourFool10) ~ {Replying to @ThiefPenitent} "But ... but ... they might have bananas and girlfriends ... and ... stuff."
Why did that sound like the opening of a bad off-colour joke? 😄 Your point, Thief, is correct. The panel (aside from Scott) are wannabe political intelligencia. They come off as failed comedians.[/i]
The crazy lengths Democrats will go to be anti-Trump still shocks us sometimes.
Wait, we just got a pic that backs up that Democrat’s banana theory.
Jax Verza (@Orso_Dino) ~ {Replying to @ScottJenningsKY} Caribbean Banana Boat Rides

James (@JamesMesek56074) ~ {Replying to @ScottJenningsKY} I still haven’t seen a single fishing pole or net on any of those boats - just barrels. Also, where’s all the grieving widows of the brave “fishermen”? Keep up the good work Mr. Jennings!
Silly, they lower the girlfriends and children into the water to grab the fish, no rods or nets needed.
"Yeah, honey ... go get us some fishies!"

Commenters have some closing observations.
Strike4 (@SouthofSeabrook) ~ Never seen a “banana boat" with engines like these.
Crazy flix (@Crazyflix94) ~

RP (@RichardRomulas) ~ He forgot Bigfoot! 😂

Uppity (@TexasUppity) ~ Those must be some really nice freaking bananas! On a speedboat in the middle of the night ... are they dipped in gold???
Matt G (@matchewgrey) ~ {Replying to @ScottJenningsKY} Is this why I haven't received my shipment of girlfriends, Scott?
Speaking of which ... have YOU received your latest shipment of concubines, frog king?! Maybe they got blown up in the Caribbean?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence