Like Totally Rad 80s Style Protest Tries to Jazzercise ICE Out of Portland
http://twitchy.com/eric-v/2025/11/15/like-totally-rad-80s-style-protest-tries-to-jazzercise-ice-out-of-portland-n2421714
In one of the most cringeworthy anti-ICE protests that we've seen recently, a group of neon-clad nimrods donned their best leotards and leg warmers, channeled their inner Jane Fonda, and held an 80s-style aerobics class in front of an ICE facility in Portland, Oregon.
We're not sure what they were trying to achieve, but the small group of blue-haired bumpkins was joined by some younger neon-headed nerds, and one dude (we think) in a furry costume for their low-impact demonstration of dissent.
Fox News (@FoxNews) ~ RETRO RESISTANCE: Protesters in neon leotards hold an ’80s-themed aerobics class outside an ICE detention center in Portland.
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1989323241941266480
There were no "Buns of Steel," but there were plenty of jack*sses of jello "Sweatin' to the Oldies" in a totally tubular attempt to "Jazzercise" ICE out of Portland.
Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) ~ The theater kids are at it again.
Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) ~ The leftists here said the dancing is to fight fascism. Very brave.
Honestly, we're surprised Jane didn't show up. It's not like her to pass up an opportunity to hate on America.
Nevada Liberty 1864 (@NevadaLiberty64) ~
We're not sure what they were trying to achieve either, but at least they didn't burn anything down.
Rumor has it that if this protest fails to Jazzercise ICE out of Portland, the former mall rats will be back with Swatch Watches, jelly shoes, and enough Aquanet to open a bodacious hole in the ozone layer.
Like, totally.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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