Of all the nutty ideas that mz ribit ever came up with. She always does a lot of Christmas shopping online around this time of year and we received a package today that should top em all. It's a digital talking air pressure gauge for tires. I just sat there and stared at it unable to comprehend how anybody could be that _ _ _ _ _ _ fill in the blanks. The only way it could be any dumber would be if ya stuck it on a tire and the gauge said "HOLA!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!