Rumored supernatural sighting of Jesus in hillside town debunked by Pope Leo XIV
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/rumored-supernatural-sighting-jesus-hillside-town-debunked-pope-leo-xiv
...he's actually living in a trailer park down near the piggly wiggly here in Toadsuck. He already told us he dont want no yankee tourists bothering him. He is sharing a trailer with Elvis. They can be seen every Friday evening at the bowling alley. That "Jesus" guy can make some incredible shots. You wouldn't believe it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!