http://www.on3.com/pro/news/jerry-jones-reveals-cowboys-made-surprise-trade-ahead-of-mnf-vs-cardinals/

During an appearance on SiriusXM, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones confirmed Dallas made a trade Monday. However, Jones reportedly refused to reveal who the Cowboys had acquired.
I got the real scoop!
The Dallas Cowboys made a trade with the Atlanta Falcons. The Dirty Birds are sending Miss Gigi Gazongas ...

... from the Falcon's cheerleader squad to ... uh ... augment ... the Dallas cheerleader squad, in exchange for the Cowboys sending Jerry Jones to be the new General Manager for the Atlanta Falcons.
Sorry, ribit ... NO REFUNDS and NO RETURNS.

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