The Falcons are going to make a giant move today by losing to the 1-6 Miami Dolphins. It may seem like a little late to qualify themselves for the first choice in the next draft, but never underestimate the falcons skills for ineptness. Put your money on Miami

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!