Best Halloween Treats In No Particular Order
Butterfinger
...now these are good. I believe the secret to world peace is in the butterfinger. They is chocolate covered sumpin. I dunno what they is but it good.
Baby Ruth
Here's another goodun. Got Chocolate and nuts in it.
Hershey Chocolate With or Without Almonds
The one with almonds is for the more sophisticated and mature taste held by kings all over. Hershey kisses is also very good.
Chocolate covered cherries are good but ya has to eat em right away. They will lose their innards in ya bag and make a giant mess. Not only that but your dad will fish em out of your candy stash and eat em Chocolate covered raisins and chocolate covered peanuts (commonly called Goobers) but don't just toss em in the loot bag loose as they will make a giant mess.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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