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Re: Drunk Texas A&M fan arrested while eating sandwich during Florida game 

By: Beldin in GRITZ | Recommend this post (2)
Mon, 13 Oct 25 6:36 PM | 9 view(s)
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He wasn't drivin' ... leave the poor man alone! Let him watch the game, and by the time it's over, he'll be sober enough to get a ride home with his friends.

'Course, if he's too drunk to stand up straight, he won't be able to watch the game ... 'cuz dumbass Aggies stand the entire game. Last time I went to a UT/A&M game ... at DKR, mind you ... there were some Aggies in front of us. They stood the entire game, which makes it damn hard to enjoy the SEATS I paid damn good money for! They really didn't realize how close they were to dyin' that night. Jump up and yell when your team makes a good play ... do it ... no problem with that ... BUT, otherwise you need to park your fat ass in your seat so everyone else can see the game.

I'm gonna contact my state rep and senator to have them sponsor legislation to have every f@#%!*g seat ripped out of Kyle field ... the ding dongs don't use 'em anyway! 




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Drunk Texas A&M fan arrested while eating sandwich during Florida game
By: ribit
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Mon, 13 Oct 25 6:03 PM
Msg. 12998 of 13017

Drunk Texas A&M fan arrested while eating sandwich during Florida game

Our intrepid Aggie had a blood alcohol content of .337, roughly four times the legal limit for driving under the influence in Texas. If that blood alcohol content was a batting average, this Aggie would be tied for 25th all time in career batting averages, just behind Hall of Famers Nap Lajoie and Mr. Padre himself, Tony Gwynn. Most of the replies to Texas A&M University Police's bulletin were flabbergasted by the number.

http://www.yahoo.com/sports/article/drunk-texas-m-fan-arrested-170243326.html

...another attempt to dethrone "florida man".


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