Drunk Texas A&M fan arrested while eating sandwich during Florida game
Our intrepid Aggie had a blood alcohol content of .337, roughly four times the legal limit for driving under the influence in Texas. If that blood alcohol content was a batting average, this Aggie would be tied for 25th all time in career batting averages, just behind Hall of Famers Nap Lajoie and Mr. Padre himself, Tony Gwynn. Most of the replies to Texas A&M University Police's bulletin were flabbergasted by the number.
http://www.yahoo.com/sports/article/drunk-texas-m-fan-arrested-170243326.html
...another attempt to dethrone "florida man".

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!