Uh, ribit ... I think somebody borrowed yer Pooh outfit without tellin' ya ...
Attack of the Theater Kids: Leftist Cosplayers 'Storm' Illinois ICE Facility ... and We Got Nothin'
http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/10/12/attack-of-the-theater-kids-leftist-cosplayers-storm-illinois-ice-facility-and-we-got-nothin-n2420267
The left desperately wants America to take them seriously.
We never will, of course ... because they are not serious people. This does not mean that they aren't potentially very dangerous people; they certainly are that. And the more we refuse to take them seriously, the more unhinged they become.
In one of the latest attempts from the left to prove that they are super-duper serious, more Antifa crowds stormed the ICE facility in Illinois, today.
Okay, maybe "stormed" is the wrong word. But honestly, we have no idea what the right word is for what you are about to witness - courtesy of Oliya Scootercaster and Eric Daugherty.
Just be prepared to bury your face in your palm at the cavalcade of lunatic whimsy below:
Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) ~ 🚨 JUST IN: In a pathetic move, liberals are STORMING toward the Broadview, Illinois ICE facility ... they're acting exactly the way you'd expect. Super serious. They're protesting "tyranny" and people who supposedly "abduct" children. 🤯
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1977435728716918999
Now, ribit ... I really, REALLY hope dat wasn't YOU in da Pooh costume ... 'cuz there wuz some most inappropriate behavior goin' on there vis-Ã -vis Pooh and the protruding udders on dat Chick-fil-A cow, don'tcha know!
Umm ...
Uhh ...
Sorry, we got nothin'. Just ... nothin'.
Take it away, Twitter:
AmericanPapaBearâ„¢ (@AmericaPapaBear) ~ We need to reopen the asylums.
That pretty much goes without saying. And build many new big, beautiful ones.
Scott Longenecker (@Scottlong01) ~
Shauna Call ( @Sunnyreads8 ) ~ If this is what democracy looks like, I'm so grateful that we have a constitutional republic!
The chanting from the left is always just so utterly cringeworthy.
Sevatar (@Sevatarion26) ~ A clown show masking the ones in the crowd who want to violently lash out against ICE.
"They can't be violent, look at the silly costumes!"
Yeah, and the Portland Frog wants political violence too. They are all violent. Just waiting for the right time.
The "Portland Frog"??? Oh no! A relative of yours, ribit?
Exactly. Just because they are ridiculous theater kids does NOT mean that they are not a threat.
But we don't think ICE will be fooled.
Speaking of that Portland Frog, these costumed buffoons might do well to remember how that worked out for him.
Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) ~ Police officer pepper-sprays the vent of an Antifa "terrorist" blow-up frog.
The frog, who goes by The Antifascist Frog on TikTok, is fuming over the incident.
"Imagine pepper-spraying a f*cking frog. Crazy work. F*ck ICE."
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1974135012611273218
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
A little pepper spray in the air vents and you've got instant karma (and high comedy).
Mike Ryan (@Michael75055607) ~ Thing is, you can't tell if inside they're strapped with a Mac-10 or suicide vest. Best to hit them with a water cannon on sight and sort it out from a distance.
Yes, a water cannon would work, as well.
"From a distance" ... just how ribit likes to place his grits order with mz. ribit ... from a place of safety. Well ... relative safety, anyway.
TheSkip61 (@TheSkip61) ~ A couple of cans of fart spray would take care of this! 🤣🤣
We're not so sure about that one. After all, if you've ever been around these people, they already smell pretty rank, so they might call that an improvement.
WYSass🇺🇸 (@wysassygirl) ~ The face of today’s Democrat party.
pmcall (@pmcall) ~ Democrats love political theater. Now they've just added a cartoon feature to their repertoire. It kind of reminds me of this 1950s intermission video ... 🤣
http://youtu.be/uWiZxmClhdk?si=iWnSgWeLwS_djHPm
HA.
Those cartoons were innocent and fun, though. These people? Not so much.
Lynn (@rayofsonshine15) ~ These are adults? How mental.
The word "adult" is doing some very heavy lifting there. Maybe in age, but that's all.
ElizaRenae (@eliza_renae) ~ Why is the left so weird? They should go home and make their beds.
They have to dry out their beds, first, before they can make them.
Remember when Tim Walz tried to convince America that JD Vance was "weird"? When he's Tim Walz and these are his voters?
That was funny.
Calling Gloria ( @LynnFreedom68 ) ~ These people are not right in the head.
Yep. We're gonna go ahead and nominate that post for "Understatement of the Year."
We'll trust that ICE agents know very well that these buffoonish protesters could be concealing weapons or other nefarious devices inside their blow-up costumes. Federal law enforcement won't be taking any chances with them.
We just hope that if any of them get the Portland Frog treatment (and we pray that they do), Kristi Noem or Tom Homan will share that hilarious video with us.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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