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Re: “...it's SPOCKTOBER!”
My town is having a Halloween party in a week and we're gonna go. You know you're rural when THE TOWN throws a party.

My wife found a set of alien pajamas - complete with feet and an antennaed hood. So I looked through the inventory and dug up the old Captain Kirk shirt I bought for a convention some years back.

My hair is the wrong color so I told my wife to buy some blonde spray at a Halloween store. She said there wasn't any. Silver? No. Yellow? No. Orange? Bingo!

So I'll be the stupidest looking Captain Kirk at the party. I don't care.

I suggested getting a bottle of ketchup and pouring it all over my neck and shoulder. Then I could be Captain CHARLIE Kirk! Get it? My wife nixed it. She thinks it's way too soon and says I'm twisted for even thinking of it. Oh well.









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Thu, 09 Oct 25 6:45 AM
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