We interrupt yer regularly scheduled broadcast of "Toad Suck Hee Haw" with da following IMPORTANT announcement:
October is "Breast Awareness Month," so no matter whether da ones ya encounter, this month, are perky or saggy, be sure to show them lots of conspicuous attentiveness and love to let da lil' beggars know dat they are much appreciated!

We now return to yer regularly scheduled programming.

