
You must:
1. Be ever wary of malicious traps set before you,
2. Stay calm and keep your wits about you,
3. Think quickly and clearly, and
4. Be nimble with your responses.
Iconic Memes (@IconicHOF) ~

And, if this guy who threatened to rat you out to your girlfriend is a supposed "friend" of yours ... well ... wait until the end of the night's festivities, take him to a dark alley, relieve him of his man card, and put a KA-BAR in his ear-hole.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence