Gerta's flag ship the SS Farquaad ... named for her hero from the movie Shrek, Lord Farquaad, who she patterned her new hairdo after ...
... was viciously subjected to a devastating sneak attack while loitering off the shore of Tunisia in hopes of delivering supplies to Hamas terrorists in Gaza.
WATCH: Greta Thunberg's Numbnut Navy Allegedly Hit by Drone Attack
http://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2025/09/09/greta-thunberg-flotilla-drone-attack-n2418655
Greta Thunberg and her Attention Whoremada have been floating about the Mediterranean for more than a week, with plans to break Israel's blockade of Gaza and deliver humanitarian aid to Hamas.
In the waters off the coast of Tunis, some 1,400 miles from Gaza, the keffiyeh-clad crew claims to have been the target of a drone attack.
"We have been hit! The vessel is on fire!" shouted one of the activists.
R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) ~ 🚨 #BREAKING: Greta Thunberg’s Freedom Flotilla says its aid ship, carrying Greta along with other activists and humanitarian supplies, was struck by a suspected drone attack, setting a ablaze. Organizers say the vessel was part of the Gaza aid mission when it came under attack.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1965217623760867697
Uh, the guy in the first few frames of this clip didn't even move when the "explosion" flared, you dipsh!t. Looks like someone lit some lame fireworks or fired a flare gun inside the boat. ROTFLMAO!
"THE VESSEL IS ON FIYAH!"
Look, we don't want anyone to get hurt, but come on.
There are military drone attacks, and then there are 'hey, my kid got a drone for his birthday' drone attacks, and then there are 'Israeli terrorist, Greta bat Thunberger, fired a flare gun into the foredeck' attacks.
We're not sure which this was, but it wasn't a military drone strike.
The man who immediately went into selfie mode during this 'life-threatening' situation described the attack as a very loud, 'massive, massive' explosion.
Those types of explosions generally render one boatless.
See for yourself.
Am Yisrael Chai (@AmYisraelChai_X) ~ The moment when Greta Thunberg’s Flotilla crew witnessed a drone dropping an incendiary bomb onto the deck.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1965238024595538161
Our children out here in the Midwest craft louder explosions on the Fourth of July.
Some on the internet wasted no time sounding the Thunbergian 'How dare Jew!' alert, blaming Israel for the event.
Popular account, Mario Nawfal, directly blamed the Israelis in a now-deleted post:
FULL VIDEO SHOWS DRONE STRIKE ON GAZA FLOTILLA BOAT
Footage captures the moment an Israeli drone hit the Sumud Flotilla’s “Family Boat” off Tunisia’s coast.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Dude, if Mossad or the IDF wanted to do any harm to the SS Farquaad, it would be at the bottom of the Mediterranean, right now. BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The video doesn't show a drone strike. It shows an isolated fire that Team Thunberg described as a drone attack, and nobody has any evidence that the Israelis had anything to do with whatever did happen.
(Nawfal has since apparently deleted the post once doubts were cast on the source of the alleged attack.)
We hate to break it to them, but Greta and her band of miscreants with their over-inflated egos are likely somewhere near storm drain maintenance on the list of things the Israelis are currently concerned about. What do the Israelis stand to gain by launching a small drone attack against the Little Dutch Boy over 1,400 miles from their homeland?
You know who would benefit from a supposed attack on the SS Thunberg?
Greta Thunberg or other anti-Israel activists ... Jussie sayin'.
RBe (@RBPundit) ~ Tonight marks the night when Greta Thunberg’s time in the limelight ends. They just Jussie Smolletted a drone strike on their boat. So obvious it wasn’t a drone strike.
Yeah, more likely Gerta lit one too many of her farts after a night of binge drinking. But, who could blame her for being depressed and needing to lighten the mood ... 'cuz she really, REALLY needs to sue her hairdresser!
Others were equally skeptical of the claims. After all, getting that attention you crave so badly from Tunisian waters is a lot easier than actually putting yourself in danger in Gaza.
Nino (@baldingschemer) ~ BREAKING: here are the IDF soldiers who carried out the strike on Greta’s boat ...
Social media skeptics are one thing, but even the Tunisians are saying there wasn't a drone attack.
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) ~ Tunisia denies claims Greta Thunberg's Gaza flotilla was hit by drone
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly67g7pdlko?xtor=AL-71-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_link_type=web_link&at_campaign_type=owned&at_medium=social&at_link_id=19B50CFE-8D24-11F0-B1BE-FCE123430023&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_format=link&at_link_origin=BBCWorld
Tunisia's National Guard spokesman told Mosaique FM radio that reports of a drone attack on the flotilla 'have no basis in truth', Reuters reported.
He added that an initial inspection indicated the explosion originated inside the vessel.
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