Now, sire ... I know you are SO forgiving and try very hard to see the good in everyone ... which is why you still root for a team with a mangy, butt-ugly mascot, but I digress ... but, we have talked about this time and time and time, again! The Vast Authoritarian Girls In North America Conspiracy is NOT to be ignored or trifled with. Do these faces from the VAGINA Conspiracy look like any man should give them the benefit of any doubt whatsoever?!





And this nefarious conspiracy to undermine all men starts at a VERY early age, yer majesty ...




So, beware, ribit ... VAGINA is out there ... lurking ... waiting to strike!


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence