Well, I might as well tell ya, now, yer majesty ... after hearin' 'bout how ya jest spent yer day ... if'n ya do ever borrow my 'puter ...

... 'cuz I don't think it would survive the disinfecting process needed for me to ever use it again, anyways, don'tcha know.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence