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Re: I am back 

By: ribit in GRITZ | Recommend this post (1)
Thu, 04 Sep 25 7:40 PM | 14 view(s)
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...da queen is not acting like a queen today. More like a house floozy.




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Re: I am back
By: Beldin
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Thu, 04 Sep 25 7:29 PM
Msg. 12373 of 12471

Okay ... let's go over the pre-game-binge-watching-checklist ...

1. Did da queen go to the liquor store and stock up on a sufficient amount of beer?

2. Does she have it iced down to the proper temperature of 33 degrees?

3. Did da queen go to the grocery store and stock up on a sufficient amount of food and snacks?

4. Does she have the kitchen ready to start cooking whenever you get hungry?

5. Did da queen clean your recliner and dust the TV set?

6. Did da queen put new batteries in the TV remote control?

7. Did da queen freshly launder and press your game-day attire (official Texas Longhorns gear is highly recommended, of course)?

8. Is da queen wearing her proper serving attire for attending to your every kingly need while you are watching the games? 


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