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By: Beldin in GRITZ | Recommend this post (2)
Thu, 04 Sep 25 7:29 PM | 16 view(s)
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Okay ... let's go over the pre-game-binge-watching-checklist ...

1. Did da queen go to the liquor store and stock up on a sufficient amount of beer?

2. Does she have it iced down to the proper temperature of 33 degrees?

3. Did da queen go to the grocery store and stock up on a sufficient amount of food and snacks?

4. Does she have the kitchen ready to start cooking whenever you get hungry?

5. Did da queen clean your recliner and dust the TV set?

6. Did da queen put new batteries in the TV remote control?

7. Did da queen freshly launder and press your game-day attire (official Texas Longhorns gear is highly recommended, of course)?

8. Is da queen wearing her proper serving attire for attending to your every kingly need while you are watching the games? 


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By: ribit
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Thu, 04 Sep 25 3:43 PM
Msg. 12368 of 12476

I been to the back doctor where I got a radiofrequency ablation on a couple of nerves and this is spozed to make my back less painful. Spozed to take it easy for 48 hours. What with the Cowboys and the Eagles playing tonite and the collegiate types going at it the rest of the week end I should only require a minimum of fixing, fetching and finding from my better half to get me thru the worst part.


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