Well, jest 'cuz I decided to give a young, up-and-coming plumber an opportunity to come out and work on my pipes ...

... da wife got all uppity and such. I'm still havin' a difficult time tryin' to figure out eggzackly what set her off.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence