Dear Lord....
...Texas done lost to Ohio State and Alabama lost to Florida State; I don't ax ya for much but if ya could see your way to smiting Notre Dame about the head and shoulders.
...just so's ya know, I support Israel against them upstart palestiniacs.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!