WOW ... I am constantly amazed at what people wear for air travel. Of course, that's why I don't bring a book with me to read ... there is ALWAYS more than enough to gawk at while at the airport, don'tcha know!

Methinks she's trying to fly on the wrong airline.

In a rush to claim her luggage so she can finish getting dressed..

Getting in a few last-minute stretching exercises before boarding her flight.

Change of plans ... I'm going wherever she's headed!
Oh ... and you should always be choosy about which airline you use ...

My personal favorite is Hooters Air ...

Their pilots come with their very own personal airbags ...

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence