Sire
while I appreciate the fact you is looking out for my food supply I would not dream of putting any hardship upon you and especuially Miz Ribit...
I wanted to ask how TARA is doing these 160 years later.
HAs it been re-spiffed up to its former gracious estate?
I wouldn'ta touched it.. Them Yankees that did shoulda been tossed inside as it burned.
I believe I know why y'all is accustomed to putting them nasty little maggot looking thangs inside yer mouths and then swallowing them.
Until y'all stop eating disgusting things I do not believe I could ever adjust to Reb life..
We have real food up across the Ohio River if ya ever want to try to any... I'd buy any of you yanks here a nice Yankee dinner or steak.
I had Waffles and eggs and sausages for breakfast this morning made by Chef micro..
Dey wuz Gooooooood..
I reckon I am gonna have to teach y'all how to eat well without putting bugs in yer stgomachs and mouths.