...the youngsters are always irritated. They get really pissed if you try to show their friends how "COOL" you are. I have several really good comedy acts sure to impress em. One of em I pretend to be a retard pickin his nose and drooling. In another one I act like Im trying to make out with their girlfriends. They don't seem to find em very funny.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!