Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ Alright, I went and checked out the new "woke" Cracker Barrel. People are overreacting as usual. They have new decorations, but the food is still great.
That sounds like DEI talk to us.
Commenters have seen the menu and tried the food. They say it’s pretty good despite tasting a little queer.
Passably Affable (@tbrusletten( ~ {Replying to @jarvis_best} Those non-binary transwaffles are still pretty good.
Timo (@trad951) ~ {Replying to @tbrusletten} Are they a waffle? Are they a pancake? Both?
Only they can decide.
I suppose it all depends on how they FEEL that day, eh?
Well, the batter was genderfluid, so that makes sense.
Some prospective diners still want a side of racism with their main dish. How is this still happening in 2025?
Jared Drury (@JaredWDrury) ~ {Replying to @jarvis_best} I want the BLM Biscuits, but I want my eggs "whites only."
Nepenthe (@nepenthe515) ~ {Replying to @JaredWDrury} That's the "Martha's Vineyard order."
Misty Quinn (@Misty65612821) ~ {Replying to @JaredWDrury} As long as they come from brown eggs!
Dine-In, Eating, and Inclusion: Jarvis Reveals Rebranded Cracker Barrel’s New 'Woke' Menu
http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/08/22/jarvis-shares-new-woke-cracker-barrel-menu-n2417707
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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