...body piercings that cannot be seen if you got you clothes on is a death penalty positive indicator. Even if it's just a parking violation and ya didn't do it.
..."Mama" tattoos on repeat offenders are death penalty case also.
...if ya hair is blue you are guilty.
...if your name isn't Karen but people keep calling you that anyway, you are guilty.
...if you have ever been part of a democrat administration you are guilty.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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