Some dipsh!t apparently didn't like the presence of extra law enforcement officers making the streets in D.C. safer. SOOOOOOOOOO, he went up to one of the officers, threw a foot-long sub sandwich in the officer's face, and then tried to run away. He didn't get very far. Turns out that this "Sandwich Mauler" was an employee at the Department of Justice in D.C.!
FBI Director Kash Patel (@FBIDirectorKash) ~ The @FBI arrested this individual last night. He has been charged with felony assault on a federal officer.
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1955980832998350883
Attorney General Pamela Bondi (@AGPamBondi) ~ If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you. I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony. This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ. You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.
New York Post (@nypost) ~ DC man charged with felony assault after hitting federal agent with Subway sandwich
http://trib.al/O1YBqA7
Heh heh heh heh heh ... I sure hope it was all worth it to him! He paid for dinner, but didn't get to eat it. Got arrested and will be prosecuted for assaulting a federal law enforcement officer. Lost his job at the DOJ. That was a very "productive" night for him.
Matt Van Swol (@matt_vanswol) ~ The Deep State is real and needs to be absolutely crushed. It’s honestly insane that the DOJ has people like this working there. There are so many people working against Trump, even in his own administration. No one voted for that.
Amazing how these are the people working themselves into a lather about lawlessness while thinking they're above it.
It's a reflection of the three terms the Obama team had. Flood the agencies with DEI hires and ideologues.
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ Whatever ... I guess sometimes a "man" needs to put on a pink shirt and little shorts and then get a Classic Italian BMT and chuck it at a fed.
I put quotes around the word "man" because Jarvis should've written "Democrat pajama boy," instead.
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ {18 months later in federal prison}
Inmate: “What are you in for?” “Murder for hire?” “Human trafficking?” “Drugs?”
Sandwich Mauler: “Nah ... club sandwich.”
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ Not to stereotype, but the precise movements of the throw and trot lead me to believe that this gentleman may very well be a valued member of our metropolitan homosexual community.
Yeah, the Sandwich Mauler looked to be pretty light in his loafers. Well, he'll be a big hit in Club Fed.
Hoagie Hauling Hothead Hits Hoosegow
http://twitchy.com/gordon-k/2025/08/14/subway-sandwich-slinger-goes-to-the-slammer-n2417302
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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