...mz ribit got more shoes than Imelda Marcos.
Imelda Marcos unapologetic about past, shoe collection
http://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Imelda-Marcos-unapologetic-about-past-shoe-1876110.php
...I catch her glancing into my closet looking at all that space with lust in her heart. She could put more shoes in there if she tossed my hunting and fishing stuff out.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!