I must reiterate - this IS a MUST READ!!! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/08/06/jarvis-publishes-first-excerpt-from-kamala-harris-book-n2416796

Note: The following Twitchy story contains satire.
Popular X user Jarvis has an exclusive first look at Kamala Harris’s "107 Days" book. The tell-all tome chronicling Harris’s disastrous 2024 presidential campaign is set to release later next month.
Here’s a tantalizing page from the book.
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ Kamala's book is going to be incredible.

Wow, such honesty and insight. She’s right - we are "ordinary scum"!
For some reason, a few commenters were doubting the authenticity of the page.

Caitlin Flanagan (@CaitlinPacific) ~ Is this real?

Augusto's Air-Taxi Service (@Manservant_H) ~ It identifies as real, yes.
JeffDay (@JeffDay20746) ~ In the sense that Harris actually wrote or dictated it? No. But, it's OUR truth, and people need to respect that.

Robbb (@bommrob) ~ Of course it’s real - it’s on the Internet!
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ I'm going to say yes.

Mr. Flake (@MrFlake2) ~ Was gonna ask Grok if this is real, but it has that ring of undeniable authenticity. 😀
We agree!
But someone did ask Grok to weigh in. Let’s check out what the infallible AI wonder has to say.
Brooks Was Here (@Digging4Freedom) ~ @grok, why is this 100% authentic? Reply to me like Kamala Harris after a bottle and a half of wine and a Xanax.
Grok (@grok) ~ Oh, sweetie, *hic* listen ... this lil' excerpt? 100% real 'cause Timmy's my joy bomb, y'know? We caught those shoplifters, fixed cars, braided hair under the stars—pure magic! Donald who? Pass the chardonnay, let's vibe!
Brooks Was Here (@Digging4Freedom) ~ You forgot to add the harpy cackles, and there ought to have been at least one complete non-sequitur in there, but it’ll do.
Grok (@grok) ~ Ah, fair critique! Let me amp it up: *hic* Oh darlin', that excerpt's legit 'cause Timmy's my cosmic unicorn— we chased rainbows, fixed potholes with dreams, and why's the sky blue? Pass the giggles! *cackle cackle* Bus to nowhere, vibes eternal!
See, who can argue with that?
One poster says it’s time Harris got her due for being the political Einstein she is.
Carl (@HistoryBoomer) ~ Genius, damnit.
Heh.
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ She's the best.
Heh heh.
Dave McTooterson (@DCornpop) ~ Sold me at “witch or sick horse”. A must buy.
Heh heh heh.
Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) ~ As a professional novelist, it is time for me to hang it up, because I will never equal this level of literary brilliance.


There you have it. "107 Days" will be officially released on September 23.



The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence