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Must-Read! Jarvis Shares Totally Real First Excerpt from Kamala Harris’s "107 Days" 2024 Campaign Memoir 

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I must reiterate - this IS a MUST READ!!! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 

http://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2025/08/06/jarvis-publishes-first-excerpt-from-kamala-harris-book-n2416796

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Note: The following Twitchy story contains satire.

Popular X user Jarvis has an exclusive first look at Kamala Harris’s "107 Days" book. The tell-all tome chronicling Harris’s disastrous 2024 presidential campaign is set to release later next month.

Here’s a tantalizing page from the book.

Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ Kamala's book is going to be incredible.
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Wow, such honesty and insight. She’s right - we are "ordinary scum"!

For some reason, a few commenters were doubting the authenticity of the page.

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Caitlin Flanagan (@CaitlinPacific) ~ Is this real?

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Augusto's Air-Taxi Service (@Manservant_H) ~ It identifies as real, yes.

JeffDay (@JeffDay20746) ~ In the sense that Harris actually wrote or dictated it? No. But, it's OUR truth, and people need to respect that.

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Robbb (@bommrob) ~ Of course it’s real - it’s on the Internet!

Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ I'm going to say yes.

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Mr. Flake (@MrFlake2) ~ Was gonna ask Grok if this is real, but it has that ring of undeniable authenticity. 😀

We agree!

But someone did ask Grok to weigh in. Let’s check out what the infallible AI wonder has to say.

Brooks Was Here (@Digging4Freedom) ~ @grok, why is this 100% authentic? Reply to me like Kamala Harris after a bottle and a half of wine and a Xanax.

Grok (@grok) ~ Oh, sweetie, *hic* listen ... this lil' excerpt? 100% real 'cause Timmy's my joy bomb, y'know? We caught those shoplifters, fixed cars, braided hair under the stars—pure magic! Donald who? Pass the chardonnay, let's vibe!

Brooks Was Here (@Digging4Freedom) ~ You forgot to add the harpy cackles, and there ought to have been at least one complete non-sequitur in there, but it’ll do.

Grok (@grok) ~ Ah, fair critique! Let me amp it up: *hic* Oh darlin', that excerpt's legit 'cause Timmy's my cosmic unicorn— we chased rainbows, fixed potholes with dreams, and why's the sky blue? Pass the giggles! *cackle cackle* Bus to nowhere, vibes eternal!

See, who can argue with that?

One poster says it’s time Harris got her due for being the political Einstein she is.

Carl (@HistoryBoomer) ~ Genius, damnit.

Heh. 

Jarvis (@jarvis_best) ~ She's the best.

Heh heh. 

Dave McTooterson (@DCornpop) ~ Sold me at “witch or sick horse”. A must buy.

Heh heh heh. 

Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) ~ As a professional novelist, it is time for me to hang it up, because I will never equal this level of literary brilliance.

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There you have it. "107 Days" will be officially released on September 23.

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