...one of my favorite ads was "Penniless Hairbrained Spendthrift desires to borrow $10,000 for ridiculous scheme!"
...another one was for a guy trying to sell a motorcycle.
"Brand New Harley Davidson Motorcycle for sale. Never ridden." Apparently "Go ahead and do whatever the Fuk you want to do doesn't mean what I thought it did.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!