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ROTFLMAO! A desperately bitter AWFL just admitted one of the major reasons why they were SO outraged at Sydney Sweeney's jeans advertisement 

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AWFL = Affluent White Female Liberal (i.e., a "Karen")

Female Democrats are SOOOOO embittered, depressed, and downright psychotic - especially the financially well-to-do white ones. And, that is understandable since so many of them are:

* Fat and ugly
* Believe themselves to be markedly superior to men, but consistently discover they are very rarely competitive with men (they've been duped by the whole "Girl Power" narrative, which is actually a cruel myth)
* Believe they do not need a man (i.e., as in "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" mantra), but they frantically desire the attentions of a man or even legions of men - and they are SORELY disappointed to discover that most Democrat males are emasculated, sissified ne'er-do-wells
* Believe themselves to be helpless victims - primarily of white, traditional males who pay them no heed - who, since Democrat males are so incompetent and feeble, hopelessly turn to the federal government to be their "Sugar Daddy" to make ends meet
* Driven and dominated by conflicting, juvenile emotions into becoming a sobbing, unbalanced wreck
* Compelled to acquire an unhealthy number of cats to whose dander they might be deathly allergic
* Controlled by perpetual PMS

So, it is not too surprising to find that AWFLs are unhinged by Sydney Sweeney's jeans advertisement - because she has everything they don't have: composure, self-control, rationality, success, ubiquitous adoration from men, and - BEAUTY. 

Jealous Much? Rachel Bitecofer Has the AUDACITY to Call Sydney Sweeney a 'Butter Face'

http://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/08/04/rachel-bitecoffer-sydney-sweeney-butterface-n2416734

For those not familiar with the term, "butterface" is a slang expression that refers to a person who has an attractive body but an unattractive face. It is derived from the phrase "but her face," and is considered derogatory. 

Being a woman herself, this writer had to wonder if the Leftists saying that had actually met women, because a lot of them -- especially the AWFLs on the Left -- are vile and will go to war over a pair of Manolo Blahniks.

There's a lot of evidence to support her theory, too, but right now she'll just point to bitter hag Rachel Bitecofer.

Rachel jumped on the gaslighting bandwagon that we told you about yesterday, pretending that the Left didn't give a crap about Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle ads when -- in reality -- it was the Left who started the controversy. A few accounts claimed the ads were 'racist' and 'Nazi dog whistles,' and then the Leftist media had a new narrative.

Rachel Bitecofer (@RachelBitecofer) ~ No one on the left even knows there’s an issue. Is all rage porn on MAGA twitter. Did make American Eagle a ton of money for no reason though. 🤣
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David Pakman (@dpakman) ~ Is anyone on the left actually upset about Sydney Sweeney? I couldn't care less and haven't met a single person who does. Another manufactured scandal.

Again, for reference purposes, Rachel Bitecofer is a spectacularly ineffectual libtard pundit ... who, by the way, got her Masters degree and PhD in political science from the University of Georgia - GO DAWGS! This is the photo she uses on Twitter ... 

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... at least it's NOT a cat! I'm sure she prefers this photo because this is Rachel Bitecofer ... 

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Of course, Rachel's tweet above was a pathetic lie because ALL of the rage was coming from the deranged libtard haters of Sydney Sweeney who were spewing things like "Racist!" and "Nazi Dog Whistle!" in an uncontrolled frenzy. As an example, think of sharks after chum is tossed from a boat. Other people on Twitter were simply pointing and laughing at them. 

But the real gem comes in the replies. Someone replied to Rachel, claiming not to know who Sweeney is. Fine, we'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Well, the poor lil' tyke is a Democrat male (i.e., a pajama boy), so ... 

But check out Rachel's description of Sweeney:

Rachel Bitecofer (@RachelBitecofer) ~ She’s a butterface who looks great in jeans.

Wowza!

Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} As someone who enjoys getting blasted out of my head, I have to ask ... are you fucking high?!

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Deebs (@DeebsFLA) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} Sweet take, Miss Tons O’Fun ...
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The hottest of hot takes.

Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} “She’s a butterface who looks great in jeans.”
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Heh.

Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} If ever a person should have stayed away from discussing the looks of others ...

Yeah, Rachel ... 

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... when you are a ... 

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Much like when she's at the buffet, Rachel couldn't help herself.

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SSGoodGirl (@USSGoodGirl) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} Someone who sweats butter shouldn’t be calling anyone a butterface.

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Dork Ages Arc (@UltraJohnus) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} I admire the lack of self-awareness it took for you to post this.

This writer laughed out loud at this.

Mary Magdalen (@Gr8LakesCzarina) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} If “Holy hell girl, stay in your lane!” were an X post, you would be the 21st century’s winner with this one, honey.

The gold medalist.

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Frieza, Most Powerful Being In the Universe (@haz_beard) ~ {Replying to @RachelBitecofer} My favorite thing about Sweeney is her having one chin and not 16. Sorry her fat is stored in one place and you have the equivalent amount on your neck.

Syndey Sweeney's fat storage is right up front and center ... 

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Hoo boy, this did not go well for Rachel. At all.




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