Well, dat's da dirty lil' secret, sire ... ya gots to use good lookin' women! While da boneheads on da other team are starin' and droolin', da Longhorns waltz into the end zone undetected, don'tcha know!
Now, given dat you Joja boys apparently have a soft spot for da likes of Stacey Abrams, that gives us a really WIDE latitude in da quality of women we have to employ in order to successfully divert da attention of da Dawgs. These should do da trick ...
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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