Dear Lord
Please forgive Beldin for trying to
turn me into a Ohio State Fan. I know
that you don't like yankees either.
ribit
PS: if ya has any spare lightning bolts
ya might consider striking that cow down
mid stride. Maybe a little barbecus sauce
to sweeten the taste.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!