http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/06/27/brian-stelter-news-emmys-n2414822
Did anyone know that there was something called the 'News Emmys'? Yeah, neither did we.
That's just what the dead legacy media needs, right? Another Nerd Prom like the WHCA Dinner, where they pat themselves on the back for being 'heroes' while trying not to admit that they all wish they were Hollywood celebrities.
These media woketards are all pathetic losers who are desperate to be celebrated for their rancid mediocrity. Well ... celebrated? No. Laughed at? Yes.
Nevertheless, the News Emmys are a thing that exists. Apparently, they were held a couple of nights ago in New York City.
CNN's Senior Potato Correspondent, Brian Stelter, made sure to tell us all about it last night.
And, as per usual with Tater, he said way more than he intended.
Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) ~ Last night at the News Emmys, the judges wanted to send a message of support to CBS News and "60 Minutes" amid Trump's ongoing legal battle with the news division. CBS took home five Emmys total, the most of any network, including three for "60 Minutes" reports.
Wait ... did he just say what we think he said?
'Send a message.' We didn't misread that, right?
Stelter has been frantically trying to spin CNN and Natasha Bertrand's embarrassing report about the U.S. air strike on Iranian nuclear facilities for the past couple of days. (Which, let's face it, is probably the only exercise he has gotten in decades.)
He even went so far yesterday as to claim that the media are supposed to 'objectively report' and not be cheerleaders or apparatchiks.
That much is true. So, why don't they do that?
Because Stelter is not even as smart as the average spud, however, he couldn't help but say the quiet part out loud yesterday evening. He continued:
Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) ~ At the ceremony there were repeated shout-outs to former "60" boss Bill Owens, who was a Silver Circle honoree. ABC, CNN and National Geographic followed CBS with four awards each.
Just so we're clear, what Stelter is saying is that the News Emmys were all about congratulating CBS for maligning and defaming President Trump, and promoting Kamala Harris, so egregiously that he is suing them.
A lawsuit that CBS is desperately trying to settle, by the way, because they know what they did.
Zedediah Grimm (@ZedGrimm) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} You're seriously too stupid to understand the words you just typed. What a fucking moron you are.
That's why he's not just a potato. He's THE Potato.
ProudAFBrat (@rep08191) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} Someoneβs not too smart.
Richard (@Nerdery_Richard) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} This "Einstein" just said the quiet part out loud - "journalism" awards are handed out based on politics, not on what used to be actual journalism.
Yep ... Tater just publicly admitted that the so-called "News Emmys" dog-and-pony-show is nothing but a big, messy circle-jerk.
Yep. Pretty much. Thanks for confirming what we already knew, Stelter.
Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} βOur masturbation was a powerful response to people who point out how we are jerkoffs.β
Soooo ... Jeffrey Toobin was invited to the News Emmys as well?
(Sorry, we couldn't resist. Neither can Toobin, apparently.)
FerfeLaBat (@FerfeLaBat) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} Gosh. All you have to do to win is hate Trump? You donβt have to do actual journalism or reporting? π Okay. Low bar. Participation prizes.
Silence Dogood (@lordthx1139) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} And people keep telling us that "Journalists" have ethics.
Ethics??? Awww, hell no ... the lamestream media whores don't have any ethics ... to begin with, they don't even have objectivity.
They don't just tell us that. They scream at us and scold us about it.
They probably should have told Stelter to keep his mouth shut if they wanted anyone to believe it.
Joy Middaugh (@JoyMiddaugh) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} You just proved you are all in it together. You are all Fake News! Nobody respects you anymore so you need to pat yourselves on the back. Pathetic.
Others were as shocked as we were that the News Emmys even existed.
KevinBMelvin (@KevinBMelvin) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} What a complete joke that the media has "Emmys." The bigger the lie, the better chance at a liberal award.
Kevin (@kc4tweets) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} A bunch of insufferable pricks stroking each others egos. These "Emmys" mean absolutely nothing to anyone outside the incestous news industry.
sg (@latteconsrtve) ~ I swear I have never heard of the News Emmys. What a fun bunch that must be.
We'd rather attend an insurance seminar.
Jay ( @Jay506708 ) ~ The News Emmys! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
It is a necessary group therapy session for them - knowing deep down how dishonest they are and how much everyone hates them.
But, at least some good came out of the event, thanks to Stelter giving up the ghost once and for all.
πππ πΎπππ¨ππ£π πππ€π¨π©π¨ ππ€ππππ¨π© (@wbuppert) ~ {Replying to @brianstelter} So, you're admitting it wasn't merit but a closing of the Communist ranks with the Coprophile Media propagandists, Diabeeto?
That's exactly what he admitted.
We would thank him for that, except we know he didn't mean to admit it, or realize that he did.
The Potato is just that dumb.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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