I'm sorry if my response seemed a little insensitive, yer majesty.
Of course, how something seems (i.e., insensitive) and what it actually is (i.e., highly accurate and wholly appropriate) are often quite different things, BUT I digress ...
Soooooooo ... to help assuage the royal ego, I offer the following:
Here is the lovely, delectable Jennifer Aniston when she first hears of your demise ...

Here is Jennifer trying to process the initial shock ...

Here is Jennifer crying with inconsolable grief ...

Here is Jennifer wistfully thinking of what might have been if she had only returned your call ...

Fast forward to the Saturday evening two weeks after your royal funeral ... here is Jennifer at Bevo's Party Barn ...



There ... do ya feel better, now, frog king?!