Is death painful? Insights from experts and those who have experienced near-death
http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/is-death-painful-insights-from-experts-and-those-who-have-experienced-near-death/ar-AA1G8O0c?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=913d7b0aa05148a3d78540c7d79f4538&ei=91
...I do not fear death itself, I just get depressed about all them red eyed widow women hurling themselves off barn roofs when I am gone.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!