The NTC doesn't allow da gals to wear bras. You think da only thing in dose contraptions are mammary glands???

Think again!!! They stuff all sorts of contraband in there ... crib notes, textbooks, calculators, laptops, alcohol, drugs, weapons - you name it. It's just better for all concerned to have a "No Bras!" policy.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence