Major movie theater chain announces it'll be adding more commercials before movies
http://www.khou.com/article/news/nation-world/amc-theaters-more-commercials-before-movies/507-e70c66a5-e058-4af5-beb9-904bdc4247fe
...all over AMerica, people are lining up to stay away in droves. Be the first in your neighborhood.
...for those who wish to have the true "Theatre Experience" for a measly $500 bucks I will personally deliver a bucket of greasy popcorn and a candybar with roach footprints in it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!