Ed, the runaway pet zebra, has been returned to his owner — after being airlifted by a helicopter
http://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ed-runaway-pet-zebra-returned-183511058.html

Wait til the boys back at the barn see this. They will have to believe me now!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!