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One of Hollywood's favorite pastimes in recent years has been race-swapping and gender-swapping iconic characters from movies, comics, and even history. We've seen a black Cleopatra, an upcoming female Aslan (the Lion of Narnia), the utterly forgettable and unfunny lady Ghostbusters, and so many more. And let's not forget Hamilton, which said, 'What if all of the founding fathers weren't actually evil old white guys, but virtuous men of color?'

Disney, famous destroyer of all things beloved, has been one of the leading perpetrators of these crimes against our childhoods with their failed race-swapped Little Mermaid and the dumpster fire of Snow White that was so bad, they had to rewrite how the character got the name. (How'd that movie work out?) Disney's not done with this, of course, as the new Fantastic Four movie will include a female Silver Surfer.

The only consistent feature of all of these swaps is that they only go in one direction. There are never black or Latino characters who are made white, and never a female character who's suddenly a dude.

Don't give 'em any ideas, or else Cinderella in the next Disney groomer film is gonna be a Cinderfella ... 

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It's gotten so ridiculous at Disney that it spawned one of the most popular memes on the Internet: What if Black Panther, Marvel's iconic protector of Wakanda, was a white guy? The memes usually feature Ryan Gosling as the superhero to underscore the point (because Gosling may be the whitest dude possible). X users had so much fun with reversing the swaps that #RemakeADisneyClassic became a hugely popular hashtag a couple of years ago.

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But if there's one thing we know about the Year of Our Lord 2025, it is that anything can happen, because we live in the absolute craziest of timelines.

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Warning: What you are about to read is not a joke, it is not a parody, and it's not April Fool's Day.

This week, Marvel did the unthinkable. They steered into the skid and brought the meme to life.

Ladies and gentlemen: Meet the new Black Panther, white man Ketema.

Bounding Into Comics (@BoundingComics) ~ This is not a parody! No Trump jokes! Black Panther gets RACE SWAPPED? T'Challa's White son to rule Wakanda!

Link to the full video below 👇👇
Video ~ http://twitter.com/i/status/1930298833281417339

Even though that image is AI-generated, the debut of the new Black Panther (Pale Panther?) isn't. Not The Bee confirmed the new character in the pages of Marvel Comics.

Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) ~ Marvel Comics just debuted a white Black Panther. You can guess how that’s going over ... 😂
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http://notthebee.com/article/marvel-comics-just-introduced-a-white-black-panther-as-the-new-king-of-wakanda

Before you ask, yes ... we did confirm that this article was from Not The Bee, and not The Babylon Bee.

The wokies told us that these are fictional characters, and that no one should care that much about things that aren't real. Meanwhile, the meme lords started swapping skin colors of black figures/characters to make fun of the trend.

The wokies laughed and said they wouldn't care.

But now Marvel has gone and actually introduced a new Black Panther named Ketema who is the son of the original Black Panther, King T'Challa. In the comic (spoiler incoming), he challenges his father in tribal combat for the throne and defeats him.

See if you notice anything about Ketema ...

Endymion (@EndymionYT) ~ Ain't no way Black Panther has a white Aryan son who just became the leader of Wakanda ... 💀
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Oh ... yes way. As Ian Malcolm might say, 'Those crazy sons of b*****s. They did it. They actually did it.'

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As Not The Bee also reported, the very same people who said that skin color doesn't matter (when it was only going in one direction) are now having apoplectic fits of rage the one time it has gone the other way.

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Oladepo Bolu | Graphic Designer (@d_Crea8ive_guy) ~ I hope we don't have Black Panther fans in the house today! 🤧👀
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Br0dy (@_DannySpider3_) ~ White skinned Africans aren’t natives. Black Panther is a a native African, hence why his skin color matters. This is the equivalent of taking a Native American, but is depicted as a white person.

Prince (@PrinceJumbo) ~ Neglecting the historical context behind Black Panther and participating in racial stereotypes is evident by your desire to make it seem as if white is clean and black is dirty. Colonialism continues to do wonders on Nigerians.

Ahh. Suddenly, historical context matters.

"HISTORICAL CONTEXT"???!!! Black Panther is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ABSOLUTE FANTASY and WAKANDA is a FICTIONAL NATION THAT DOES NOT EXIST, you f**kin' buffoon! A fantasy comic book is actually perpetrating "colonialism" on Nigerians???!!! You are an infantile jackass who desperately needs to do Nigerian society a YUUUUGE favor by immediately sterilizing the irreparably diseased seed within you. Moron. 

There were plenty more hypocritical protestations such as this ... and we don't even want to tell you how much people lost their minds on BlueCry. You can read more of the Not The Bee article for a sampling of those profane outbursts.

But, the far more entertaining reactions were those who just couldn't get enough of the hilarious irony.

Immor Tanzit (She/Her/Yeye) (@ImmortanZit) ~ First DOGE took our reparations and now Marvel is taking our hero. 😭😭😭

LOL. (Yes, that is a parody account.)

Large Prime Numbers (@Large_Prime_Num) ~ I am confused. I am torn between crying myself in to hysterics or collapsing in debilitating laughter till my spleen explodes.

Do this ... 

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Johnny Whiplash (@SnakeKingLA96) ~ WhiteKanda Forever!

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Kian (@KianjRyan) ~ Black Panther is now White?
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Maybe the best part of the story is that Ketema was created by one of the most iconic writers of the Black Panther superhero, Christopher Priest, a black man.

Micah Curtis (@MicahCurtis85) ~ Christopher Priest is coming back to Marvel Comics to write Black Panther. Twist: Priest is a black man who hates being typecast into being "the guy who writes black people because he's black." IMMEDIATELY TURNS THE PANTHER WHITE. HOLY SHIT.
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Of course, the new Black Panther was just introduced, and many people expect that there might be a twist to the character's arc coming up.

Ritan Man (@ManRitan) ~ White Black Panther: Something that was supposed to be a joke calling out corporate and lazy race swappings of established characters, Marvel literally made it real.

(Yes, I am aware that it will be revealed that the white Black Panther is pure evil - cause of course he is!)

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ClippedCoin (@ClippedCoin) ~ I get the overwhelming feeling that this is a long game rug pull situation. While at first it might look on the up and up, somehow its going to end up being "white guy bad."
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The One (@B3gin2B3li3v3) ~ It only goes one direction with Disney, so if they are making him white, it’s gotta be a bait n switch and he’ll end up being the ‘evil’ Black Panther. Bookmark it.
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This is definitely a possibility. We shall see.

It's also true that comic book sales are in the toilet (and still falling) in recent years because of all of the wokeness that companies like DC and Marvel have injected into nearly every title. So, another strong possibility is that this is just an attempt to get anyone to buy a comic, again.

No matter what happens, we are enjoying the hilarious irony. After all, T'Challa has even said that the Black Panther is 'just a mantle,' right?

All we know is that Ryan Gosling had better get his agent on the phone.

TrayaCath (@CrusaderTraya) ~ We can make it happen. The film of the century.
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LOL.

Make it so, Marvel.

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How the Turntables Have ... Turned: Marvel Does the Meme With the Debut of a White Black Panther
http://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/06/06/marvel-really-did-the-meme-white-black-panther-debuts-in-marvel-comics-n2413878




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