Tomorrow is mz ribits anniversary!
...it's hers, not mine. I didn't change my name. I hadn't bought her anything, not because I didn't remember it was june 3 but because I wasn't sure when june was. Once she mentioned it I got to lookin at what I could buy her online so I wouldn't have to get out of my recliner to get it. Then yesterday she came in the house bitchin cause the weed eater was hopelessly broke. Woke me up from a power nap I was taking to help sharpen the old mental sword in case somebody from that other board decided to unban me so I could insult them until they went back under their rock. Anyway, tomorrow is our 59th wedding anniversary. I gave her the new weed eater tonite in case she wanted to get out there in the yard and get with it early without waking me up.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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