http://twitchy.com/samj/2025/05/27/shadowban-cabinet-give-democrats-back-their-power-n2413390
The Democrats, the self-proclaimed lovers and defenders of DEMOCRACY, want to create an arbitrarily selected "Shadow Cabinet" to oppose the democratically elected Trump Administration simply because the American People stomped their ass out of power at the ballot box in November of 2024. BWHA HA HA HA HA HA ... snort! ... BWHA HA HA HA HA HA ... ack! ... BWHA HA HA HA HA HA ... cough! ... BWHA HA HA HA HA HA ... spit! ... BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Democrats are a mess.
We know you already know that, but as messy as you thought they were, they are even messier.
From paying tens of millions to learn 'how to talk to young straight men,' to putting together some magical and quite frankly treasonous 'shadow cabinet,' Democrats are simply lost.
And it's glorious.
Case in point, this argument from Politico FOR a shadow Cabinet ... we get it, you probably thought we were making a joke, but nope.
Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) ~ The anti-Trump fan-fiction is getting out of hand.
The media wants Democrats to create a “shadow Cabinet” to respond to Trump and they’re floating Mary Barra for Energy, Jon Stewart for VA, Gisele Fetterman for DHS, Ben Stein for SBA, and Samantha Power for State.
If the Party roles were reversed and Republicans did this, the media wouldn’t call it a fun thought experiment, they’d call it treason.
And then they'd screech about Russia and babble about white supremacy.
Yup.
But, Democrats are infantile morons ... everything transcends reality and becomes acceptable in their fevered minds when they (D)o it.
They are such predictable, sad little creatures.
From Politico:
As Democrats cast about for a strategy to thwart President Donald Trump’s agenda, rebrand their party and take back power, Sen. Elissa Slotkin recently offered one intriguing idea: Build a shadow Cabinet.
The shadow Cabinet, as envisioned by the Michigan Democrat in an interview with POLITICO, could be composed of the ranking members of congressional committees who could then take the lead in challenging the Trump administration. It’s a common feature of opposition politics abroad and could be a way for Democrats to flood the media zone and deliver a coordinated response to Trump’s most wild maneuvers. But … ranking members?
Ranking members have their uses. They’re good at reclaiming their time and making motions to recommit. But they are not the fresh faces who can give the Democratic Party a sleek new look.
A new look? FOR REAL? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Members of this make-believe 'shadow Cabinet' include Letitia James, Abigail Spanberger, Jon Stewart, Bill Nye, and Samantha Power.
Yeah, we made the same face.
Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) ~ Look at who’s in the pictures and try not to get a hernia laughing out loud. Seriously, be sure to sit down first.
Mark Cuban as well.
Oof, our sides.
Yeah ... Cuban made a whole lot of money for himself, but he is truly an arrogant dumbass.
Job Tate (@JobTate) ~ Please tell me that's Fetterman's wife at 7 o'clock.
Fetterman's crazy wife. REALLY?!
Gisele Barreto Fetterman must have been selected to be in charge of haute couture for their "Shadow Cabinet." Can't have a "Shadow Cabinet" that doesn't look spiffy, don'tcha know!
Rev. Dr. Ashanti Van Buren+ (@AshantiVanBuren) ~ My God.
As Emmanuel Macron would say after being assaulted by his 72-year-old wife ... "MON DIEU!" Mon Dieu, indeed!
True story.
Not I (@Stacialeigh1) ~ Yes, "shadow cabinets" are the very hallmark of Democracy. 🙄
Totally.
Dr. J.J. by the Bay (@flagg_colonel) ~ Ben Stein? Bill Nye? Did they drug test the author? 😄
Fair question.
And probably not.
Heh.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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