Kermit the Frog did a much better job at the University of Maryland commencement:
Kermit The Frog Dropped 3 Pieces Of Wisdom At University Of Maryland Graduation Speech
Draped in “a very tiny cap and gown,” the Muppet delivered words of encouragement and inspiration — plus a forecast with a “100% chance of frog.”
http://www.huffpost.com/entry/kermit-the-frog-commencement-speech-university-of-maryland_n_6831e517e4b0b20a268aaeb9

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