Gunfire sends McDonalds diners ducking during wild shootout in DeKalb
http://www.yahoo.com/news/gunfire-sends-mcdonalds-diners-ducking-224226224.html
...McDonalds is encouraged to make sure that there are always sufficient chicken McNuggets on hand and that the ice cream machine is working. Especially if some neighborhoods.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!