Florida man shoots neighbor's cow 5 times after it wandered onto his property
http://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-shoots-neighbors-cow-062529463.html
...probably afraid the heiffer was gonna wander off and tell a lot of untrue stories about him

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!