BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I could of saved you a ton of money, Jakey-poo ... all you had to do was give me a call and I would have schooled you on the following undeniable facts:
1. You're a lying sleazebag, Jake - and EVERYONE has known this for YEARS. As such, your reputation is sh!t.
2. No one believes a word you say. Even those who desperately want to believe you do not actually believe a word you say.
3. Since before the 2020 presidential election, EVERYONE already knew that Biden was a feeble, drooling dementia patient and that YOU were intentionally lying (by commission AND omission) to cover for him and your masters in the Democrat Party.
4. You were not hoodwinked by anyone about Biden's highly deteriorated mental and physical condition and you have absolutely no remorse about personally aiding and abetting the story to the contrary.
5. You are a money-grubbing attention whore.
6. And finally ... again, EVERYONE has long known that you are a lying sleazebag and you have no positive reputation to defend.
Therefore, you should have done yourself a YUGE favor and NOT appended your name to Alex Thompson's literary work like the leech that you are.
Anthony Weiner, Jeffrey Toobin, and Jake Tapper All Have THIS In Common ... Annnd Now We're Officially DEAD
http://twitchy.com/samj/2025/05/16/jake-tapper-hired-a-pr-firm-the-same-one-that-jeffrey-toobin-used-and-bahahaha-n2412889
Jake Tapper hired a crisis PR firm.
You can't make this up.
What, did he finally figure out he's not great when it comes to dealing with people in general? Honestly, we wouldn't be surprised if he griped at us about this article mocking the fact that he's not exactly great at connecting with normal, everyday people.
Emma-Jo Morris (@EmmaJoNYC) ~ Tapper hired a crisis PR firm. LMAO!
Oh, and get this. The firm he hired has worked for a few other infamous people you likely know way too much about already.
Mollie (@MZHemingway) ~ Jake Tapper hired a crisis PR group that repped Elizabeth Holmes, Jeffrey Toobin, and Anthony Weiner to teach him how to be 'nicer' to critics. -- Free Beacon
Jeffrey Toobin lost his job for ... well ... doing something no one should ever do to themselves while on a business call.
Anthony Weiner is well, Anthony Weiner.
And now they're helping Tapper.
We couldn't make this up if we tried.
Emma-Jo Morris (@EmmaJoNYC) ~ Worst book launch ever.
Free Speech USA (@Free_Speech_1A) ~ And the crisis PR firm concluded the crisis was ... wait for it ... Jake Tapper.
*snort*
Sandy (@RightGlockMom) ~ Betting Comey hires them next.
And now, we're dead.
EaglesMate (@terrylou_d) ~ Too late. Tapper is toast and no amount of fluff PR đź’© will fix that.
Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) ~ I actually feel sorry for anyone who has to clean up Jake Tapper's mess and try to defend his reputation. Hope the money is good because that's very hard and thankless work.
Honestly, what did Tapper expect? Did he think Americans are so stupid that they didn't realize Biden was a hot mess and the media were covering for him?
Maybe don't answer that.
Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) ~ Isn't Elizabeth Holmes in jail?
Oof.
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ They must be the ones that scripted his “humility” schtick ...
Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) ~ Jake Tapper now says he didn't cover Biden's cognitive issues enough, and claims to "look back on it with humility."
In other words, Jake knew for four years Biden was cognitively impaired, but now sees dollar signs and needs to pretend he didn’t.
Video ~ http://x.com/i/status/1922752415771615421
Humility??? ROTFLMAO! Tapper is a pathetic drama queen who doesn't have a humble bone in his entire body. Puhleeeeeeeease!
Must be.
Guess it didn't work.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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