New Pee Spree Counts For OnlyFans Model
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/new-hampshire-spree-824930
April 16, 2025 - The OnlyFans model who was recently arrested for “spraying her urine” on more than $1500 worth of merchandise at a New Hampshire grocery store has been hit with five more criminal counts for an alleged pee spree at a hotel, records show.
In a series of criminal mischief complaints filed on April 14, Kelli Tedford, 24, has been accused of damaging an assortment of items at a Marriott in Keene in January.
Investigators allege that Tedford--who used the handle “Kinki Kelli” on OnlyFans--urinated into a hotel room’s air conditioner unit and relieved herself on a comforter blanket, curtains, and a Bible.
She is also charged with defecating on the floor and placing the waste into the toilet tank, a frat boy favorite known as an “upper decker.”
At the same time the new misdemeanor counts were being filed, Tedford was named in an indictment charging her with felony criminal mischief for allegedly contaminating items at the Monadnock Food Co-op in Keene.
Tedford’s alleged targeting of the grocery store in February resulted in the business suffering a loss in excess of $1500 “in destroyed merchandise and cleaning costs,” cops report.
Investigators contend that Tedford recorded her vile antics for her $15-a-month Only Fans page (which is no longer online). Tedford’s “Kinki Kelli” page described her as a “submissive pixie, fetish/kink friendly (extremes too).” Her account also offered subscribers “custom content” and paid sexting sessions.
Tedford’s OnlyFans account noted that her prior page, Petite.Princess, “got banned.”
While her “Kinki Kelli” page appears to have been deleted, explicit videos of Tedford remain online, including one clip showing her urinating on new garments in a clothing store changing room.
Tedford’s Instagram page directs followers to an Amazon wish list that is filled with sex toys and lingerie. Tedford’s Instagram account states, “Get me something off this list and get free special customized content! Spoil me to get spoiled baby!”
Pictured above, Tedford is scheduled for a May 8 arraignment on the felony and misdemeanor charges.
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Keystone Crap: Woman Busted For Beer Cave Defile
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/beer-cave-horror-708941
April 15, 2025 - A school nutrition administrator has been arrested for committing a terribly unappetizing act inside the beer cave at a Pennsylvania convenience store, cops report.
An employee at a Royal Farms location in Hanover last week called police to report that an unknown woman had “come in the previous day...and defecated in the beer cave.”
As described in a probable cause affidavit, the beer cave is a “walk-in cooler open to the public to select cooled beverages. All the doors into the beer cave and cooled areas are clear glass, providing visual of the inside from the common area of the store.”
A police review of store security footage showed the suspect “pushing a case of alcoholic beverages back on the shelf, pulling her pants down and defecating on the shelves then leaving.”
Cameras recorded the woman arriving at Royal Farms (seen above) in a SUV. The vehicle’s registered owner identified Crystal Gauss, 47, as the individual driving the car “when the offense occurred.” A driver’s license photo of Gauss “matched the subject depicted in the surveillance footage,” police say.
The relationship between Gauss and the car’s owner is not addressed in a court filing.
Gauss was arrested yesterday for several crimes, including open lewdness, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct that created a “hazardous and physically offensive condition.” According to the complaint--which does not indicate why Gauss allegedly used the beer cave as a toilet--about $80 worth of Royal Farms merchandise was lost.
Gauss, who lives about a mile from Royal Farms, is the Director of Food & Nutrition for the local school district.
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