But, did he really need to travel all the way to Louisiana just to do the deed??? You care to weigh in on this, ribit?
Suspect Found With Tool Inside Lowe’s Display Shed
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/lowes-obscenity-bust-849301
May 14, 2025 - Meet James Kalliavas.
The 66-year-old Georgia man was arrested Sunday for obscenity after police discovered him pleasuring himself inside a display storage shed at a Lowe’s home improvement store in Louisiana.
Cops responded to the Slidell business after getting a 911 call that a naked man was inside one of the small sheds being offered for sale.
After examining several sheds, an officer discovered Kalliavas lying on his back on the floor of one unit. With his pants at his ankles and an open bottle of Vaseline at his side, Kalliavas was in the midst of a personal pleasure session.
Kalliavas reportedly acknowledged that he had been masturbating inside the shed while watching YouTube.
Pictured above, Kalliavas was arrested for obscenity and booked into the city jail.
Police listed Kalliavas’s residence as Jasper, a Georgia city about 60 miles from Atlanta.
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