Now, sire ... you've got to be reasonable and think about this before doing anything rash. Seriously, this is NOT going to be everything you are lustily dreaming it will be!
Minnesota Supreme Court Rules Topless Woman Is Not Guilty of Indecent Exposure
http://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/05/08/minnesota-supreme-court-rules-topless-women-are-not-guilty-of-indecent-exposure-n2412538
What's going on in Minnesota (and Wisconsin)? Libs of TikTok reports that the Minnesota Supreme Court has ruled that a woman who exposed her breasts in a gas station parking lot was not guilty of a misdemeanor conviction under the indecent exposure statute.
The court said the state did not show that Eloisa Rubi Plancarte's conduct was not of a sexual nature. The court's opinion read that Plancarte hadn't broken the law because her breasts are not "private parts" under the state, and even if they were, her exposure was not "lewd." The woman also argued that her constitutional right to equal protection under the law was violated because men are freely permitted to go topless.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) ~ WOW. The Minnesota Supreme Court ruled that women who are completely topless in public are not guilty of "indecent exposure." Umm, what?
Before men in Minnesota get their hopes up:
Jayne (@ThoughtsofLots) ~ Let’s be honest here ... the only women that will be doing this will be the 250+ pound, purple haired, bull-ring-in-the-nose, hairy armpit type of women. Bad move Minnesota.
Ever hopeful expectation ...
Reality ...
Daniel Mahoney (@danwentfishing) ~ I’m all good with the unfettered puppies, but they are probably not going to be the ones anyone is picturing in their mind’s eye.
kevin smith (@kevin_smith45) ~ I mean ... I would be in full support of this, but it always seems like the people who wanna be topless in public are the ones who need a shirt on the most.
Carry (@boatgirl3) ~ What you think you'll see vs. what you will get.
JEOII (@JEOII) ~ Queue the young teenage boys going from extremely excited to highly disappointed and potentially needing therapy for years.
But, there are some daredevil thrill-seekers who are willing to take their chances ...
Wentyn Sayne (@DavidMay00) ~
Of course, one thing Minnesota might not have fully considered is ...
Leonidas (@Spartan4Freedom) ~ The Muslims there will love this.
Hmmm ... I'd be willing to chip in to help sponsor a "Free the Puppies" parade through the middle of Ilhan Omar's district by a bunch of knuckle-dragging, blue-haired, Democrat feminists.
It could be EPIC!
BUT, you need to stay where you are, ribit! 'Cuz the peaches in Georgia already got way more puppies than you can handle, right now, anyway. Stacey has untold numbers of folds that will take you a lifetime to explore, don'tcha know!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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