...on a good day I can find my butt with a flashlight. Used to be champeen at Orienting which was finding yourself with a map and a compass and then conjuring up a path to wherever it is you is spozed to be. I have never been lost. Confused for a day or so yes, but never lost.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!