Well, truth be told, Professor ... ol' ribit jest can't bring himself to part wif her. Summer is a comin' wif a vengeance, soon, and Stacey is da only one who can provide him some shade from da blazing sun when he's on da back patio sippin' a cold one ...


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence